...(at the desk)..Hi! I'm an electronic passenger...

..(man in the body shop) Hi luv, 'v u got that cream tha makes all the wrinckles on yo face disappear? tha magic cream? is it called number 7 or sumethin?
..( body shop assistant)..sir, this is not Boots, it's the body shop..

..(very angry flushed pax) I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE CHEF D'ESCALE!!
(my brain, silently) good idea, I've never met him myself!