Finally, after 4 weeks of pain and creams and drops and colourful 'tears' I can see again.
And, amazingly, I now know what it was, confirmed by a specialized doctor at the hospital: The Ugliness of the Pax.
It's their fault, they're all ugly!! A WHOLE month at the desk without seeing a goodlooking fellow. Hello???!! Are we crazy or what!
I am starting a new incentive for recruiting new Arrogant Plus customers: 10.000 miles bonus if guy (yep. sexual discrimination. bring it on) is gorgeous and charming. Another 10.000 if hot date is spontaneously offered.
Deal or no deal?
