ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WORLD

• uniform has arrived... a bit too big and very very painful shoes
• got chatted up by a 50yrs old lesbian lady
• got given a Swiss fine chocolate by a colombian pax travelling today to Medellin
• made a huge mistake by 'assuming' something that it was not supposed to be...
• booked myself some standybe on alize to Martinique (I think I really needed)

My definition of UNI-FORM: one form, one thing. From latin 'one' and then form. To have one form, one 'way' for everybody wearing it. Everybody looks the same. Apparently.
You can feel part of one entity and, as such, you are not an individual anymore, you adjust to the one organization you represent, their values and their standards. It helps to cover up your feelings, the sadness, the happiness. It justifies your choices, your answers, the colour of your clothes.

So WHY WHY WHY MY company has to make it soooooo bloody complicated??????
Already, 4 months to get it. Come on! Get a grip.
Then it arrives in a huge cargo box and it's made up of around 25 pieces that you CANNOT and I repeat CANNOT mix and match as you please. You need to follow the MANUAL that comes with it, which explains you how to jigsaw-puzzled it together!!!!!!!
it's mental.
i know.
Quote of the day: why making things easy when you can actually have them deliciously complicated?