Today was an average early shift at the airport...

a few people had to pay for their huuuge amount of excess luggage (fake tits included in the allowance)
a few a lot of people missed their flight (and I thought I was the only sausage on earth to do that...)
a few people came to change their reservation (can they just call the call centre???!!!??) - that means for me thousands of FQP-FQD-FQQ on the spot. It's like doing press ups, but worse

I didn't see Mr Blue Eyes, and gorgeous people were probably banned from the airport due to crash on the tarmak... Apparently both flight captains got out of their cockpits and started a fight. Unreal, but fresh!